Member Profiles
#1 Jew
Joined — The Beginning
Darth / Section
"Struggle, endure, contend."
Age
22
Nationality
American Made
Victories
Strongest in Judgement, soon to be the most aesthetic
Losses
Bad at Minecraft
Enemies
Fat women and performative men
Allies
Meathive, JWL, Dylantia, YNWO, snus, Fitworks, Chipotle
Hobbies
Lifting heavy and studying algorithms
Incinerator
Joined — The Beginning
Huddy
Age
777
Nationality
This is America
Victories
took a 1v5
Losses
none
Enemies
none
Allies
YOU
Hobbies
build
Wildcard
Joined — The Beginning
Yahson
Age
25
Nationality
Martian
Victories
Killed over millions of players, AI, and zombies. Grew up watching Ben 10 instead of One Piece. Watched one season of High School DxD and hated every second of it because the protagonist is a whiny bitch and that somehow makes him have a harem. May or may not be Russian, is a known terrorist to the Overwatch community.
Losses
Knows too much terminally online stuff. Clinically insane. Chronic ASMR F4A/F4M listener. Peaked in daycare.
Enemies
Jack Doherty and CEO of OnlyFans
Allies
Unknown
Hobbies
Likes slop games and peak games simultaneously. Dark Aether Explorer/Resident. A Christorian since 2018.
89
Joined — May 19th 2020
Smoog
Age
67
Nationality
French / Greek Bastard
Victories
Conquered gooning for almost all NNN
Losses
Saw a femboy TikTok and lost NNN
Enemies
Mossad, Greater Daemons of the Chaos, Boomers, Furries, Kia Soul Drivers
Allies
The Nepalese, 1-2 Monkeys, a Roided Out German Halfbreed, Gary Mothafucking Busey
Hobbies
Gooning & Gaming, Autistic History Researching, Warhammer, Getting Jacked
Emperor of bones
Joined — 2021
Bones
Age
17
Nationality
Swedish / Hell
Victories
10 Trillion norwegians annihilated
Losses
[REDACTED]
Enemies
Norwegians
Allies
Tjorven
Hobbies
Guitar, trapping fat people in basements and forcing them to run on giant hamster wheels
Lord of Frenzied Flame
Joined — Late 2019
Shadow
"Watch the skies traveler."
Age
[REDACTED]
Nationality
Unknown
Victories
Unknown
Losses
Unknown
Enemies
None Left
Allies
Meathive
Hobbies
Unknown
The big C of the D fleet
Joined — 2022
"The cup" "Shnozzle"
Age
Rapidly younging 32
Nationality
Not swedish
Victories
Many
Losses
The great bombing of wine fields
Enemies
Italians, communists, old people
Allies
Black females, blue collar workers
Hobbies
Helping people cheese warranty
nillkiggerson
Joined — since 2022
planetarium / plntrm
"off-putting obnoxious planetarium ever"
Age
3+ for sure
Nationality
Alga Kazakhstan!
Victories
Severe brain damage
Losses
there are too many to count
Enemies
microslop, lgbt artists, gen-z haircuts, vibecoders, chevrolet cobalt, service games and other typical shit in world
Allies
family
Hobbies
avoid women, believe in the death autistic kids, consume obscure eastern european and japanese smut, eat and drink horses
Humble Farmer
Joined — 2023
Chair / Charlie / Insane Dino
Age
15
Nationality
PUREBRED AMERICAN
Victories
Humble farmer
Losses
Humble farmer
Enemies
Dyltards and Europeans
Allies
Everyone except for Dyltards and Europeans
Hobbies
Humble farmer