Judgement
Est. 2019
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Member Profiles
Darth/Section
#1 Jew
Joined — The Beginning
Darth / Section
"Struggle, endure, contend."
Age 22
Nationality American Made
Victories Strongest in Judgement, soon to be the most aesthetic
Losses Bad at Minecraft
Enemies Fat women and performative men
Allies Meathive, JWL, Dylantia, YNWO, snus, Fitworks, Chipotle
Hobbies Lifting heavy and studying algorithms
Incinerator
Incinerator
Joined — The Beginning
Huddy
Age 777
Nationality This is America
Victories took a 1v5
Losses none
Enemies none
Allies YOU
Hobbies build
Yahson
Wildcard
Joined — The Beginning
Yahson
Age 25
Nationality Martian
Victories Killed over millions of players, AI, and zombies. Grew up watching Ben 10 instead of One Piece. Watched one season of High School DxD and hated every second of it because the protagonist is a whiny bitch and that somehow makes him have a harem. May or may not be Russian, is a known terrorist to the Overwatch community.
Losses Knows too much terminally online stuff. Clinically insane. Chronic ASMR F4A/F4M listener. Peaked in daycare.
Enemies Jack Doherty and CEO of OnlyFans
Allies Unknown
Hobbies Likes slop games and peak games simultaneously. Dark Aether Explorer/Resident. A Christorian since 2018.
Smoog
89
Joined — May 19th 2020
Smoog
Age 67
Nationality French / Greek Bastard
Victories Conquered gooning for almost all NNN
Losses Saw a femboy TikTok and lost NNN
Enemies Mossad, Greater Daemons of the Chaos, Boomers, Furries, Kia Soul Drivers
Allies The Nepalese, 1-2 Monkeys, a Roided Out German Halfbreed, Gary Mothafucking Busey
Hobbies Gooning & Gaming, Autistic History Researching, Warhammer, Getting Jacked
Bones
Emperor of bones
Joined — 2021
Bones
Age 17
Nationality Swedish / Hell
Victories 10 Trillion norwegians annihilated
Losses [REDACTED]
Enemies Norwegians
Allies Tjorven
Hobbies Guitar, trapping fat people in basements and forcing them to run on giant hamster wheels
Shadow
Lord of Frenzied Flame
Joined — Late 2019
Shadow
"Watch the skies traveler."
Age [REDACTED]
Nationality Unknown
Victories Unknown
Losses Unknown
Enemies None Left
Allies Meathive
Hobbies Unknown
Big C
The big C of the D fleet
Joined — 2022
"The cup" "Shnozzle"
Age Rapidly younging 32
Nationality Not swedish
Victories Many
Losses The great bombing of wine fields
Enemies Italians, communists, old people
Allies Black females, blue collar workers
Hobbies Helping people cheese warranty
Planetarium
nillkiggerson
Joined — since 2022
planetarium / plntrm
"off-putting obnoxious planetarium ever"
Age 3+ for sure
Nationality Alga Kazakhstan!
Victories Severe brain damage
Losses there are too many to count
Enemies microslop, lgbt artists, gen-z haircuts, vibecoders, chevrolet cobalt, service games and other typical shit in world
Allies family
Hobbies avoid women, believe in the death autistic kids, consume obscure eastern european and japanese smut, eat and drink horses
Chair
Humble Farmer
Joined — 2023
Chair / Charlie / Insane Dino
Age 15
Nationality PUREBRED AMERICAN
Victories Humble farmer
Losses Humble farmer
Enemies Dyltards and Europeans
Allies Everyone except for Dyltards and Europeans
Hobbies Humble farmer